Life Begins at One – Exciting Birthday Milestones For Ages 1-15
Congrats! It’s you’re first birthday! The path to adulthood is marked by ages that signify responsibility: 16, you can get your driver’s license; 18 you can vote,join the Army, and enter into legally binding contracts; 21, you can numb your pain with alcohol, and 25 you can finally rent a car. These are certainly landmark birthdays that arrive with serious significance; but starting at age one (1), every year brings about new and exciting privileges and responsibilities.
Age 1: You can play with unvaccinated kids.
Age 2: You can watch TV (without rotting the brain).
Age 3: You get your own seat on airplanes.
Age 4: You can attend Broadway shows.
Age 5: You have the right to learn stuff.
Age 6: Hot Tubs!
Age 7: You can dine at this restaurant in Australia.
Age 8: You can ditch your parents at public pools.
Age 9: You Can Kill!
Age 10: You’re competent to testify in court.
Age 11: You can bang your head.
Age 12: You can use hard drugs!
Age 13: If your parents divorce, you can pick sides.